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Nowhere Fast: A Virtual Bike Racing Podcast

Mar 8, 2026

We have another Canadian guest! Jeremy Rae. 

Jeremy is a runner turned Zwifter and bike racing guy. He stopped by to tell us about Canadian Zwift Nationals, his new archnemesis, and his favorite Wattkings. 

Also, milk bags. 

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Feb 13, 2026

We did our best to get this show started on the right foot with a deep dive into Zwift influencers putting out those Z2 tik toks. There might be a new version of the Zwift Games, Mike tries to bring back one of our bits, and we maybe say something nice about Zwift? 

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Jan 18, 2026

We have a guest, who's kind of random. Tune in to find out who it is!

We go to the knower of all things with a game of Dear KBH, talk about our new least favorite person, do a fantasy draft of the Best Day of Zwift Ever, and listen to a KBH Storytime that has absolutely nothing to do with bike racing. 

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Jan 12, 2026

We've got big #podgoals for 2026. Will we reach them? Of course not. 

Zach talks about his latest year-end Zwift trick, Mike completely botches telling about an unimpressive world record attempt some guy did, and Kevin does a deep-dive on how many McFlurries it takes to do a Zwift race.

We also soft-launch our new...


Dec 1, 2025

Zwift Season is here again and the cheaters are even cheatingier than ever. We check in on how the summer went, report on a cheater who had their Zwift dreams shattered, and discuss a major life milestone for Zach. 

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